Graded Mulitple Choice Quiz

1. Where is North America's oldest Japanese Elm tree located?

UMass Campus Pond
Whimore, Amherst
South College
Mississippi

2. Who is the meanest HTML master this side of the Mason Dixon line?

Bill Cava
Chris Funk
Joe Burns
Uncle Jesse

3. What valley is UMass located in?

Death Valley
Pioneer Valley
Silicon Valley
Napa Valley

4. What is the UMass logo?

The minuteman
The minutewoman
The minuteperson
The ColdTurkeys

5. This Web site ...

is aces.
commands & conquers.
is a pittyful waste of memory.
has a long URL.

6. One time while Bill was bored he ...

calculated pi to more than a thousand decimal places
wrote up these questions.
remembered that he forgot to remember something.
sang 1,000 Bottles of Beer on the wall

7. Who is Chris Funk?

A master jazz bass player.
The King.
A lone mercenary fighting a forgotten battle in a distant country.
One of the brains behind this operation.

8. What is a computer?

An instrument of torture.
A friend, someone to talk to.
A way to get things done faster, easier!.
A good investment idea.

9. What is the Ethernet?

A net to capture EtherBunny with.
A quick knock out.
Deciding between two nets.
Too slow.

10. If at first you don't succeed ...

call it version 1.
try again.
you might think about a job in programming.
you smile and greet the challenge!

Script by: Bill Cava

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